Teaser Tuesday

My teaser this week for Teaser Tuesday, hosted by Miz B. at Should Be Reading, is from Looking for Alaska by John Green.

The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed to be her roommate got kicked out at the end of last year, and that 3. Alaska had cigarettes, although the Colonel neglected to ask whether 4. I smoked, which 5. I didn't. (page 14).

What are you reading today? Any great teasers?